The Bow-Tied Blogger

The life and adventures of one soldier and his various journeys.

  Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Meme Time.

So far, my two favorite ladies Have done this 150 question meme, so it's time for me to enjoy my conspiracy femme fatales :)

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
Big negative, unless it's water :)

02. Swam with wild dolphins (wadded through water)
Nope and after seeing King oh the Hill, I'd be skiddish about that.

03. Climbed a mountain
Kinda, but almost feel..I am not too fond of heights, unless I can hold on to something, or someone.

04. Taken a Ferreira for a test drive
Nah, but that was an awesome scene in Scent of A Woman

05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
Nope, but I've been inside the Hagia Sophia

06. Held a tarantula
Can't say that I have.

07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
No, but that sounds like a great Honeymoon event..change bath with jacuzzi and that sounds like a plan.

08. Said "I love you" and meant it
Well, I thought I was in love, and I may have been, but it didn't last.

09. Hugged a tree
No.

10. Bungee jumped
I'm a bit of a wous.

11. Visited Paris
No, but I joked about invading it when I was stationed in Germany.

12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
No. Never been at sea.

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
Yes, back in the end of 99.

14. Seen the Northern Lights
Yes, in Newfoundland.

15. Gone to a huge sports game
I doubt High school football counts and I just sold programs for Key Club.

16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
Crowd was too long, but I saw it and took pictures.

17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
No.

18. Touched an iceberg
Brrr....

19. Slept under the stars
Yes, gotta love the Army (when I am out of the field).

20. Changed a baby's diaper
Big negative. Maybe one day in the future, after I get married and have the candlelit bath with my future wife, whoever she is :)

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
No...I'd be tying myself to the basket out of fear.

22. Watched a meteor shower
Can't say that I have.

23. Gotten drunk on champagne
I hate champagne.

24. Given more than you can afford to charity
That is being a pious fool. Besides, tzedekah is a better concept than charity.

25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
20 years ago.

26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
All too often and during a religious retreat.

27. Had a food fight
I avoid such things.

28. Bet on a winning horse
I never bet the horses. I bet 75 cents on an Air Force base in Germnay and lost.

29. Asked out a stranger
Yes, and she's still friends with me, but no relationship emerged.

30. Had a snowball fight
Oddly enough I did have one with my father, but being New Orleans only three snowballs could be arranged.

31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
That make my throat feel so sore.

32. Held a lamb
No, but they are so tasty :)

33. Seen a total eclipse of the moon.
I would have if not for the clouds, back in '89

34. Ridden a roller coaster
Yes, and it made me queasy

35. Hit a home run
I think once in Phys ed years ago.

36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
I got goaded into it and I was pretty carefree then, but the jerk teased me about it relentlessly for months to come.

37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
For an entire week, actually. A Bronx accent. I can switch to several different accents within a short period.

38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
Yes, but not just for one moment in time

39. Had two hard drives for your computer
Nah...I have never risen about 2nd class apprentice geek.

40. Visited all 50 states
No. I think I've been to 12 altogether.

41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
No, only one person I'd consider caring for if she was drunk. Guess who :)

42. Had amazing friends
Yes, and I still do. Went to Avenue Q with two amazing, but very recent friends.

43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
Not a stranger and I'd rather not think about that awful night ever again.

44. Watched wild whales
No.

45. Stolen a sign
I like my rank.

46. Backpacked in Europe
Tempting, but I've work one in Europe :)

47. Taken a road-trip
Another bad memory and why I hate Christmas. Also, why I prefer not to spend time with my mother beyond once a year if possible.

48. Gone rock climbing
No. Maybe some day.

49. Midnight walk on the beach
Not yet. Maybe if a pretty young lady were interested....

50. Gone sky diving
I was in Airborne Training for two days if that counts.

51. Visited Ireland
Not yet, but it is where most of my mother's family is from.

52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
Not heartbroken, but bitter and misanthropic. Another time in my life I'd prefer to forget. Stupid prom.

53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
Yes. Great time with the right people.

54. Visited Japan
Tokyo's airport. I should do that.

55. Milked a cow
No, but I milked sympathy.

56. Alphabetized your CDs
Yes when I was 17. It was a very good year :)

57. Pretended to be a superhero
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air....

58. Sung karaoke
Yes, many times and sober :)

59. Lounged around in bed all day
I couldn't do that. I'd need to get up sometime.

60. Played touch football
I prefer not to, unless it involves very soft ground and all the other players are ladies trying to tackle me :)

61. Gone scuba diving
No.

62. Kissed in the rain
No, but I'm open to it.

63. Played in the mud
When I was very young.

64. Played in the rain
With my mother, I'd be slapped in the face and yelled at for hours, then bitched at when I caught a cold, so no.

65. Gone to a drive-in theater
No.

66. Visited the Great Wall of China
No.

67. Started a business
No, unless this includes a lemonade stand

68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
Nice trick that would be.

69. Toured ancient sites
Well, I went to Istanbul and Sofia which had ancient but still running sites.

70. Taken a martial arts class
No.

71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
Not 6 hours, but close.

72. Gotten married
I was engaged, but got dumped last August.

73. Been in a movie
That would be nice

74. Crashed a party
I'm not so daring.

75. Gotten divorced
Broken engagement was enough. I hope I never endure divorce.


76. Gone without food for 5 days
No, but 40 hours.

77. Made cookies from scratch
Closest I came was Pillsbury. That is a thought as cooking abilities can make me attractive to a highly paid career driven lady :)

78. Won first prize in a costume contest
Came in third.

79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
Never got that far, but I took a gondola tram in Switzerland.

80. Gotten a tattoo
No. I promised my father I'd never get one and that's the excuse I'm using if any yahoo tries to goad me into it. I have no desire to do that anyway. I will also bring up halakha as a second rationale against it.

81. Rafted the Snake River
Not even the Mississippi.

82. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
Tried to when my HS went co ed, but I was on the news for three seconds.

83. Got flowers for no reason
Nah!! Doesn't happen for men..well hetero men anyway.

84. Performed on stage
Yes, in grade school. I played Scrooge.

85. Been to Las Vegas
Not yet, but I'd like to see it. I don't gamble so I won't be a dumbass.

86. Recorded music
No, but I made a radio show that was fairly mean spirited when I was 15.

87. Eaten shark
Yes. Quite good.

88. Kissed on the first date
Yes, and not my wisest decision in the long run. I do miss the warm feeling of a woman's kiss. Any volunteers? :)

89. Gone to Thailand
No, but I've been to Singapore.

90. Bought a house
Never. Now a condo maybe.

91. Been in a combat zone
Yes, nine months in Kosovo and I made a nice amount of money cha ching.

92. Buried one/both of your parents
Well, my sister and I once buried my father alive with pillows and he played dead until we got nervous, then we all had a good laugh :)

93. Been on a cruise ship
Honeymoon option #1

94. Spoken more than one language fluently
I wish. I know very little Latin

95. Performed in Rocky Horror
No, but I have friends who have.

96. Raised children
I've been very careful not to have to worry about that.

97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
Barry..Barry..Barry...no I can't say that I've followed Barry Manilow, Billy Joel, or the Village People on tour or been to a concert of theirs live even

99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
No, but I took an adult tricycle on a ten mile trip.

100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
Well, that also involved joining the Army, so I had help. Thanks taxpayers :)

101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
No, but one day.

102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
I feared my parents and my mother's slapping hand too much for that.

103. Had plastic surgery
Never.

104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
Yes, my heart stopped beating twice right before I was born.

105. Wrote articles for a large publication
university Economics journal doesn't count, right?

106. Lost over 100 pounds
No, but I lost 22 pounds in Basic while acquiring a few layers of muscle.

107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
Thankfully I haven't.

108. Piloted an airplane
I am still struggling with driving a car.

109. Touched a stingray
Crikey!!

110. Broken someone's heart
Yeah, but she's friends with me now, not that she was really in love with me.

111. Helped an animal give birth
No.

112. Won money on a T.V. game show
No.

113. Broken a bone
No.

114. Gone on an African photo safari
No.

115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
Not even my ears.

116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
Well, I am in the Army.

117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
Scary.

118. Ridden a horse
When I was very young, like more than 20 years ago.

119. Had major surgery
tonsillitis wasn't major right?

120. Had a snake as a pet
I would like that. I love snakes

121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
Never been that far west.

122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
Not that I recall.

123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
Not yet.

124. Visited all 7 continents
Three down and four to go.

125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
Not interested, to be honest.

126. Eaten kangaroo meat
One day.

127. Eaten sushi
Excellent stuff

128. Had your picture in the newspaper
Yes, but my HS newspaper

129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
Almost.


130. Gone back to school
I tried, but there was this storm called Katrina, so I wound up back in the Army instead.

131. Parasailed
No.

132. Touched a cockroach
I think it was a cockroach. Not as horrifying as I feared, but still creepy


133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
I think I did, back in New Orleans.

134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey
No. I should

135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
Ayn Rand :)

136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
Maybe one day.

137. Skipped all your school reunions
So far, but that's the Army life

138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
That would be neat.

139. Been elected to public office
Stuedent Council Treasurer. I thoughgt of running for state legislature at 18 on the platform that I was a virgin and that it would balance out Bill Clinton somehow :)

140. Written your own computer language
That would be neat, but I am more history oriented.

141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
Well, as long as it isn't a disturbing dream.

142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
No. I wonder if I will one day..do I love my mother deep down..that is the question.

143. Built your own PC from parts
Neat trick, but no.

144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
I wish.

145. Had a booth at a street fair
Well, it was a unit event.

146. Dyed your hair
Never.

147. Been a DJ
No.

148. Shaved your head (totally bald, in a 'previous life')
Well, not totally bald, but I did go through Basic Training.

149. Caused a car accident
Yes, with my psychic powers :)

150. Saved someone's life
Yes. I donate blood and I got a thank you card for saving a girl with cancer.

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